Holy F*ck, Joseph Incardona

Stella works miracles. Literally. She heals the sick and the paralysed, just like in the Bible.

The Vatican is overjoyed imagine, a real saint in the 21st century, and in Georgia, the heart of the American South. The only hitch? Her method: she heals the people she sleeps with in her motorhome. And she sleeps with a lot of people, it's what she does for a living.

And that's precisely what's bothering the Vatican. For Luis Molina of the Savannah News, this story smells like a Pulitzer for sure. For the Vatican, it smells more like trouble.

A saintly hooker isn't exactly presentable. A martyred saint, on the other hand, has a conveniently rewritten past. That's a job tailor-made for the Bronski twins the best contract killers in the business.

Provided, of course, they manage to get their hands on innocent little Stella. America is a big place.